Rambling Saturday

Saturday’s Miscellaneous Unfiltered Comments:

The Skull of the Unknown Mammal found a home in a Kerr canning jar from Ben Franklin (the only place where you can buy ONE canning jar rather than a dozen.  When I need a dozen canning jars for rotting animal corpses it will be time to move to Montana.

Turning on the t.v. to CMT first thing on a rainy morning will counter-act every anti-depressant known to mankind.

This morning I put the dirty clothes directly in the dryer.  Efficient, eco-friendly, and decidedly lacking in caffeine.

“Property Ladder” is worse than CMT.  Where do they find these idiots?  If the History channel lets me down, I’m turning off the t.v. and turning on my Intergalactic Princess music.

Odysseus on the History Channel simply makes me want to follow my fantasy life on an Aegean Island.  I can live with that.

Tara is still on three legs.  Not good.  Crate rest and ice.  Vet on Monday.

Maybe CMT isn’t as depressing in Montana.

Nike knocked over the garbage bin and unlocked the lid twice yesterday.

I like Homer.  Never let your guard down.  And don’t eat lotus flowers.  Good thing they didn’t have guns.

Chantix:  You can stop smoking, but you may turn into a homicidal maniac.  With nausea and nightmares.  You gotta hate nightmares.

Italian mob bosses have taken up crocodiles as pets.  I like this idea.  No more concrete shoes, just a little push into the pool…

Nothing worse than a pissed off Cyclops.  Particularly if you need your boat to get home, and the Cyclops is son of Poseidon.

Unless maybe it’s a whippet bitch confined to crate-rest.

Dell is sending someone out to fix the laptop – no euthanasia!  Hooray.

Enough rambling for one Saturday.

Cheers,

J

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