Survivor – Transylvania

My tolerance for t.v. in general and reality t.v. in particular is swimming in the dark frozen depths of the Marianas Trench.  A cold, black world, filled with unlikely looking creatures.  Some of the visuals are so grotesque, you can’t take your eyes off them.   Others amaze you with their sheer ability to survive the environment. 

I doubt that I have much influence on the t.v. industry.  So if I can’t beat them, I’m going to join them. My proposal for the next t.v. reality show:

Survivor Transylvania – Outwit, Outlast, Outbite.  Combining two of the hottest trends going – reality t.v. and vampires.  The survivors should be divided into teams, dropped in the remote Romanian forest, and made through a series of challenges to find their way to Dracula’s castle.  Each team has a real live vampire hidden as a mole in their midst.  To make it more interesting, lets have the cast made up as the Real Housewives of OC and NY.  We can’t let the Jersey girls play, they’d scare the vampires.  The immunity idol would have to be garlic.  Or a stake.  Wait a minute.  According to The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency (really), none of these things will actually repel a vampire. 

So let them go to it.  Now, that I’d watch.

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