Blog archives for April, 2009


Archive for April, 2009

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

I do admire bloggers who can label themselves. Mommy-bloggers, career bloggers, doggy bloggers, product bloggers – the list is infinite.

However, if you want the mommy-blog community, you’ll be disappointed here. When I started, I was definitely Jenn and the City. I loved my commute to the land of sky scrapers, street people, upscale specialty [...]

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Tip – toe through the tulips. For the full effect, click the title when you’re done…(she says, rubbing her hands together with evil glee…..)

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

I used to have a family room, with fashionable décor.Leather sofa, leather chair, a large t.v., and more.There was a leather ottoman, destuffed by puppy pastBut now my gracious family room is depreciating fast.
Where once the chairside table stood, the laundry basket restsDog toys litter floor space, where they are attacked with zestThe trash bin [...]

Monday, April 20th, 2009

Move over Tyra my friend! In preparation for my Dogs in Canada article, a photographer is coming from New York to do a photo shoot.

For everyone who thinks modeling and photo shoots are G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S (do you hear Fergie singing? “Flouncy, Flouncy”), think again. Since the article is running in a summer issue, my clean, [...]

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

I once (moons ago) went to my doctor, complaining of dizziness and nausea. So severe I could barely walk. Convinced that I must have St. Vitus Dance, the Black Plague, or at the very least, E-coli, I staggered into the exam room and threw up in the Hazardous materials bin. Very clever of me, considering [...]

Saturday, April 18th, 2009

Saturday, April 18th, 2009

Finally, finally, finally! We’ve found the right “eat me” from Alice. A drug I’ve taken previously in “baby” dose, now escalated to adult dosage. My doctor was reluctant at first, I tend to have a complicated and paradoxical relationship with most prescriptions. The effects range from “hey sistah, you want [...]

Friday, April 17th, 2009

Myself, the cats, and Tara and Nike are In The House.

Not so Morgan. He deigned walls and roofs for a less sophisticated environment.

Friday, April 17th, 2009

Helps to know your Alice in Wonderland first.
With apologies to Lewis Carroll -
The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things. Of checked-out moms and poison schools, and bullies from cliche-y rings. And why no one was there for little me, so I grew my own wings.
The time has [...]

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

Morgan – being “Tara”-rized. But don’t feel too sorry…
I am Morgan The Evil…

Take that!
Look here, evil puppy – that’s enough out of you.
What’s that you said Tara?

Every good fight needs a referee.
Open wide, say Ah.
Look here, you bugger, I’m BIGGER than you are.