Blog archives for March, 2009

Anyone out there want to help me out and give me some writing subjects? You give me subject, I write a blog about it.
Instant cure for the dreaded WB!

I’m no better off this morning than I was last night – I still have horrific writer’s block and I still have nothing to say.
The only way through this is to just keep writing, even if it’s inane ramblings. Anyone looking for a profound commentary today should probably click the “next blog” button at the [...]

There is absolutely nothing interesting happening. I have severe writer’s block.
Clearly I need to go back to work. Hanging at home is boring.

Dear Blog:Blogline March 10, 2009 – 1:51 p.m.Okay, who the hell is the crazy Canadian who found the blog by searching Google for “Wal-mart Truck Carrying Guillotines”? I gotta go try that for myself. Can you buy guillotines at Wal-mart? And why would you want to? Going to a costume party [...]

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Blogline, March 9, 2009 – 12:44 p.m.Four inches of snow and it’s still dumping on us. WTF? I talked Nick into bringing everything in the MH shower into the house. Gross. Cold, wet, muddy laundry. I don’t even want to touch the cold, wet, muddy laundry.
Blogline, March 9, 2009 – 4:30 p.m.Still snowing. [...]

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Blogline March 8, 2009 – 9:30 a.m.Some of us have hangovers. Not me. Still stiff and sore. We take one last ride in the rain out to the ocean. Ginormous swirling white waves and miles of beautiful sandy beach. I would probably have more appreciation for this gorgeous place if I wasn’t Freezing To [...]

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Blogline, March 6, 2009 – 2:00 p.m.Mental Note: Do not turn sideways while attempting to climb steep hills on ATV. You will fall off the quad on the downhill side, and the quad will land on top of you as it somersaults end over end down the hill. Getting run over [...]

Dear Blog:
Blogline 3/4/2009 11:43 p.m. (just south of Portland, OR)
Val and Travis’ ATV trailer has come apart on I-5. When I say “come apart” I literally mean two separate pieces – only the chains stopped it from coming off. Interesting to watch a trailer being dragged by only its chains at 55 [...]

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Blogline – 9:30 amI’m going to throw this laptop out a window in a minute if it doesn’t behave. I wonder if there are obedience classes for computers, like there are for dogs. “Laptop, boot up Windows”. I have an excellent idea for a hand signal for that command. [...]

Blogline 10:30 amDear Blog-
Sorry I fell off the grid there for a bit. I’ve had a bad code. Cold. For two weeks. There ought to be a law about colds — they’re only allowed for a short time and then they have to go on, like visiting in-laws and jury duty. [...]