Dear Literary Agent:

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Monday, February 9th, 2009

Dear Literary Agent:

Please read my delightfully quirky query letter and be so amused and captivated that you would like to see a synopsis of my very funny and highly entertaining novel.

I will happily provide said synopsis and sample chapters promptly. I promise that you will be equally charmed by the potential oozing from the pages.

I promise to be punctual with deadlines, and provide all requested materials for you to present to publishers. And, if it isn’t too much to ask, can you get me a really good deal so I can quit my day job?

Sincerely,

JATC

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2 Responses to “Dear Literary Agent:”

  1. MIT Mommy Says:
    February 9th, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    I’m looking for the same publisher, except you are probably a lot closer to a book =).

  2. Patience-please Says:
    February 10th, 2009 at 7:00 am

    I had first dibs!