A Fish Called Ringo

For those who believe John and Barack are the only U.S. presidential election options, allow Cheryl, from The Daily Blonde to introduce you to Bud, the Maverick Drunken Fish. Bud has mounted a ferocious and competitive presidential campaign, funded primarily by donations from fabulous bloggistas with lip gloss and really great pedicures. Move over, hockey moms.

Always looking for a good cause to support, Jenn And The City nominated Ringo the Lonely Goldfish for the post of Bud’s Press Secretary. Ringo has forsaken the private sector to establish a name for himself in the national political arena. Ringo’s well qualified. He’s the sole remaining survivor of a famous and highly successful quintet. He lost his brother Paul in the infamous “fish-fry incident” shortly after the de-regulation of aquarium heaters. Brothers John and George died soon after from unknown, but suspicious causes. Ringo and his remaining brother, Barney, were constant companions until Barney’s suicidal leap across the kitchen floor earlier this year.

At any rate, Ringo’s nabbed himself the Press Secretary job. He’ll be releasing a statement soon. If you have any questions for Bud regarding his political platform, kindly leave a comment on Bud’s site. Don’t forget to vote for VP while you are there, and maybe give Cheryl some love about her knee.